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senior poem

a senior in high school
the end of one stage
the beginning of another
you've come so far
just to go much farther
although it feels like a lifetime
its only taken a fraction
you're ready to get out
but soon you will want back in
the days come and go quicker and quicker
and they don't slow down
enjoy the time and make some memories
because memories are always repeatable.

To the church of salem

Dear church,
i feel i have been falsely accused of committing acts against God for the Devil. Your accusations have been many and heavily punished, but I am not a criminal, nor a victim of witchcraft. I am a man of God, pure throughout. in my accusation you stated i had sent my spirit to a woman in her sleep on the night of November 26th, but on that night i was on a great hunt with my relatives, leaving no way for me to be anywhere near this woman. you can ask my old uncle Jacob, or my cousin Peter for an alibi. I even have the elk to prove my actions.

sincerely
Ryan